Monthly Archives: April 2006

Down to the wire

A number of things prevented me from doing taxes until now, in particular the increasingly thorny realm of business expenses. Fortunately, my procrastination also allowed me to find a site which offered free filing of both my federal and state returns. After checking out every site suggested by the IRS and reading reviews on them, …

For one dollar I’ll guess your weight, your height, or your sex

The bookstore clerk noticed him buying an Ann Beattie novel and asked “Why are you reading a woman’s book?”

He replied “You, sir, are speaking to a woman!”…