As has been known to happen, I went to a dinner party but ended up playing our host’s seven-year old on Nintendo. He asked me if I wanted to play “Mario Kart” and I had to resist using some line about a briar patch. The ensuing carnage was a combination of “The Fast and the Furious” and that Dave Chappelle sketch with the terminally ill child. Have I ever let a kid beat me at Mario Kart? Well, maybe one…
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