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Notes from a misanthrope

The Almighty Baby Excuse–now I know I am not alone.…

A-trophy

My shoulders will be muscular for the next three days.…

Fevrier Mon Amour

However, there is one wonderful thing about February. And I have found that adding “mon amour” to any title helps to make it sound more interesting. Although I’m sure it will soon become tiresome enough……

2011

I like January. I like it because it is not February.…

Open your gifts one at a time

Another round of Christmas travels have convinced us to stay home next year!…

Fulfilled

There is a sad man who realizes he has gotten everything he has ever wished for.…

Qualifications

And on that day, the fateful day, I will contact my friend in Silicon Valley. I will fax him my resume and it will have only one item on it: Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest judge.…

Bedtime rituals

You go to sleep. I’ll guard your toys.…

Wisdom

To always look back and say “that guy didn’t know how lucky he was.”…

Raise high the roof beam

A number of people have said to me “ah, the joys of home ownership” but none of them without irony.…